Greetings from a fart! Here I am, Sir Blob Scott Fitzgerald reporting for updates on my journey in the world of stuff! LOLZ! I play stuff all the time. I used to have even more time, but then I took an arrow to the knee! roflz!
Here I am playing Super Skyribs on my Nintendo Entertainment System, about to go down a tube and warp. Bend over and look left super skyrib!! deeku deeku deeku.
NOW I’M PLAYING WITH POWER! LOLZ!