Smoked Sausage – 05.12.09 – MsPaint Drawing

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Mavis the Butcher walks into a pub filled with guys, the only lady present is the bartender. So he goes up to the bar, orders a beer and says, “Talk about ironic, I’ve been catering to the Sausage Fest up the street all day long.” She places the beer in front of him, he takes a drink and she replies,  “Smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em.”  A light bulb flashes above his head, bad fixtures, then pulls out a long fat string of linked sausages from under his coat. They smoked sausage the rest of the night as if intestines were going out of business.

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