FREE! FREE! FREE! – MsPaint Drawing – 05.07.09

mspaint drawing and story from 05.07.09

I ran an ad in the paper a couple weeks ago, since then my phone has been vibrating off the hook.

WANTED: Girlfriend for the Summer!

  • All-Inclusive!
  • Free Concerts!
  • Free Dinner!
  • Free Everything!
  • FREE FREE FREE!!!

I received so many phonecalls, I had to hire a secretary to take them for me and file them away, but I have a feeling she’s destroying my potential candidates to better her chances. If interested, please have a letter of recommendation and a list of previous boyfriends for background check.

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