mspaint drawing and story from 05.07.09
I ran an ad in the paper a couple weeks ago, since then my phone has been vibrating off the hook.
WANTED: Girlfriend for the Summer!
- Free Concerts!
- Free Dinner!
- Free Everything!
- FREE FREE FREE!!!
I received so many phonecalls, I had to hire a secretary to take them for me and file them away, but I have a feeling she’s destroying my potential candidates to better her chances. If interested, please have a letter of recommendation and a list of previous boyfriends for background check.