Taken from Blobs Corner:
Blob here with an update! So i been lookin at dirty mags. lolz, not really, they just had dirt on them lolz! It was really Blob Yearly… but inside i found a picture of a beautiful blob centerfold, omg soooo Hawt!! I’m literally butt scootin just thinkin about her. roflz
If Y finds out about this, i’m in Trubbs!