As a decent looking blob, it isn’t unordinary for ladies to make double takes when they see him. It might be his triangular blob looking looks, sure, but I think they see beyond that. I think they know he’s good for the ham, that he could provide them ham. He’s ham and he doesn’t even know it. It’s easy for women to take advantage of him, that is if they love ham just as much as he does, and most do. People can’t turn down a ham sandwich, it would be like refusing to give someone a high five, which is rare. “I could really go for a ham sandwich right now, care to join me?” See how easy that is? I’m not as popular as the blob, but I know you almost said yes. Blob knows what he’s doing, I think we can all learn something from him.