Edible Undies

My fiance has this problem that since I’m skinnier than her, she thinks she’s fat, which is ridiculous… she’s absolutely gorgeous, I just wish she would stop asking me if she looks fat in everything she tries on. Take the other night for example, she went out for her bachelorette party and one of the gifts she received was edible undies. She said, “Wow, I hope these go straight to his skinny ass when he eats these.” I don’t think she realized they would be going straight to her ass too. Well anyway, she couldn’t wait to try them on(because she wants me to gain weight for the wedding), then she asked the question, “Do these edible undies make my ass look fat?” To which I replied, “Are they fat-free? Then No.”

Jayson Meyer ©

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