What is it about prom that makes teenagers think it’s the most important day of their lives? Girls spend a thousand dollars on gowns they’ll only wear once, they wear too much clown makeup, and get their hair done at the anti-gravity salon. It’s a big deal for girls because that’s their day to be someone else, as if they aren’t superficial to begin with. As for the guys, it’s the most important day of their lives because that’s the day they think they’ll get laid by a clown in an evening gown. But some virgin’s heart will get broken during the last dance and makeup will be running and it’s just a circus show without elephants. If you ask me, that’s just way too much drama.