That Breathing Thing You Do

Ralph was getting on my nerves, always throwing up everywhere like it was a chore. A chore for him because it wore him out every time, a chore for me because I’m the one who had to clean it up. He had some sort of gag reflex problem. Then there was last Tuesday. Ralph had been eating some chopped liver and was rambling about the latest fishing lure. It was getting annoying so I said jokingly, “Hey Ralph, you know that breathing thing you’re doing? Stop!” It wasn’t but a half a second later, Ralph had dropped to the floor from choking on a piece of half-chewed upchucked liver. What a chore…

Jayson Meyer ©

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One thought on “That Breathing Thing You Do

  1. Davis says:

    I sure hope this Ralph guy is a dog

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