Franklin the Dirb knows everything about dirbs, he’s an adirbionado. Ask him a question about dirbs, he’ll tell you. He’ll tell you that dirb’s are sophisticated, he’ll tell you that some dirbs are good and some dirbs are bad. He’ll tell you that dirbs prepare very good meals for their dirblings. He’ll also tell you that only dirb hookers carry the diseases, not every dirb is infested.