There are plenty of things out there that could use a bailout at this horrible time. We have the stock market that wants a bailout, we have the auto industry wanting a bailout… hell, even the porn industry wants a bailout because they say their sales of 2008 were down 20 percent. We all need a bailout, but think of the people in jail, they could probably use a bailout more than anyone who invests in stocks while driving to work in the morning, watching porn on their 32″ LCD in their SUV. That’s why I invented a brand new moisture infusing body cleanser. It’s called, “Bailout Soap” tagline: Stop the Drop, Hope with Soap! Bailout Soap!