Butt Ugly

I asked her for the time and she looked at me and told me she wouldn’t give me the time of day if I were the last person on Earth without a wristwatch.  I asked, “How come?”  She looked disgusted, “Because you’re butt ugly!”  I was embarassed, I know exactly what she meant too, but I couldn’t let myself down, I am butt ugly, I’ll admit that… so I said, “Well you have a crazy ass-imagination!”  I put emphasis on the ass and continued on throughout the stripclub and found the breakfast buffet.

Jayson Meyer ©                


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