I have a Christmas tree this year, it’s silver and stands about three feet tall. It’s pretty bare too, and by bare I mean barely indistinguishable to that of Charlie Brown’s Christmas tree, only his had a touch of green. I have a total of ten ornaments, two of which are poop ornaments given to me by my sister’s pet stuffed animal, Little Dog. Another is an Etch-a-Sketch ornament, one is a gingerbread man and two of them are ornaments constructed from wallpaper, back from the early 80’s when my parents owned a wallpaper store. My favorite ornament is my blue ribbon that says I’m a big boy, makes me feel grown up.