One would be internet, two would be ham, three would be beer. Those are the things I would choose(if I had a choice) of three things I can only have in life(again, if it were up to me). Can’t go wrong with the internet, I can check my email, order online pizza, do just about anything. Ham? Why not? And then there is beer, leave it up to beer to cause myself to act a fool and remind myself to clean up what’s left of my life, right? Otherwise I just have no idea how stupid I can actually get. Greatest invention alive!